Tis a strange tale, that of Snow Yellow. Snow – named after her birth mothers favourite dessert- was a scrawny child, one who hung with the boys but never got to kiss them. To her step mother she was repulsive, more of a second son than the girly girl daughter she craved.
Never out of trouble, Snow ended up in Juvie once she hit 13.
When she emerged many years later as a voluptuous beauty , she fast became the talk of the town- to the dismay of her evil stepmother.
In a jealous rage, the former pageant queen spent $100 on a new fabulously fluffy power mullet, then demanded Barry-Joe – her most loyal bike-gang brother- take Snow and dispose of her in the wilderness.
What happened when poor Snow awoke from her roofies and moonshine hangover to discover herself alone on the outskirts of a crumbling ghost town? That, my friends, is what we will discover shortly…